Krister Johnson—Writer/Actor/Napper

Every man, woman and child in America has the right to make one Tiger Woods Nike commercial parody.  It’s in the Constitution.  Here is mine.  The words are Tiger’s, taken from his texts to Joslyn James.  I fed them through the AT&T text-to-speech program.  I chose the voice of “Rich.”  He sounded like a nice guy.  Needless to say, the audio is NSFW.

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