
STARRING JANE FONDA.
Donald Trump has started a new Crowd Founding initiative: FundAnything.com. I was so inspired that I decided to ask for $50,000 for a kidney that I don’t need (yet. You never know). Please help me spread the word!
I got a short burst of internet attention earlier this week for a video I wrote when I was a staff writer for Onion SportsDome in 2010. Well, I wrote the idea and the original script, and it went through several rewrites as an individual piece, then got re-written some more as it was…
I was a staff writer on The Onion’s “SportsDome” show on Comedy Central which aired in 2011. We had a story, pitched and scripted by David Iscoe (twitter.com/realhumanbeing), about an athlete overcoming rape that I was reminded of today when I read about CNN’s coverage of the Steubenville rape verdict. Our story sounds like it might have been produced by the folks at CNN responsible for the Steubenville coverage.

Not sure why every single extra in @thenutribullet infomercial isn’t up for every single acting award.
My tweet was from a week before he died. The Daily News didn’t run with it, but only because Buzzfeed beat them to the punch.
It’s supposed to be the symbol for a dirty shirt, but all I see is a schnauzer dog-paddling on a lake.