A lot of people have been wondering what exactly the mourners in North Korea are saying through their sobs. I speak a bit of North Korean so I decided to subtitle for everyone.

I’ve started writing for the Onion’s wonderful GOOMF! videos.  Here’s the first one I worked on…

A little Grantland blogging…

I play the freak.  The weirdo freak.  The weird freak weirdo.

Here’s a little something I did for GQ this month.  Click the pic to see the full, interactive piece…

This is a short film I acted in.  It’s written and directed by my friend Sean Melia.  It’s only six minutes long.  Watch, enjoy, and share.

I’m just saying, we’ve never seen them in a room together.

Every man, woman and child in America has the right to make one Tiger Woods Nike commercial parody.  It’s in the Constitution.  Here is mine.  The words are Tiger’s, taken from his texts to Joslyn James.  I fed them through the AT&T text-to-speech program.  I chose the voice of “Rich.”  He sounded like a nice guy.  Needless to say, the audio is NSFW.

I’m doing some blogging for GQ.com.  Here is my most recent post, with not ONE but TWO mind-blowing facts inside…